Have a Taste of My Pickles Lyrics

When I was a boy

I didn't like pickles

I took them out of my burger

Even if they were little

I couldn't handle the flavour

I couldn't see the grace

I was blind, I was a fool

But now I've found my place

So have a taste of my pickles

Green crispy crunch

Soft tender insides

Oh how they give you a rush

I said have a taste of my pickles

They're just so goddamn good

Salty and sweet, they taste so complete

Like a good pickle should

After I was reborn

A gherkin came and told me

He said that I should be doing more

To redeem my sins and set me free

So I started making pickles

With all my heart and soul

I pledged my life to this cause

So why don't you give them a go

And have a taste of my pickles

Green crispy crunch

Soft tender insides

Oh how they give you a rush

I said have a taste of my pickles

They're just so goddamn good

Salty and sweet, they taste so complete

Like a good pickle should

These pickles are yours

These pickles are mine

Give me the rest

They taste so divine

Crunchy, munchy

So damn punchy

Eat these pickles now

Have a taste of my pickles

Green crispy crunch

Soft tender insides

Oh how they give you a rush

I said have a taste of my pickles

They're just so goddamn good

Salty and sweet, they taste so complete

Like a good pickle should