I Don't Buy It (Solo) Lyrics

I got home the other day

In my front room

John Locke and Marx at play

Twister mixed with Siddhartha say

Hera calls next, and watches tv

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh this cannot be

I don't buy it, I don't buy it

There's no way this is what it seems

I don't buy it

I don't buy it, I guess my eyes my eyes deceive

Me

M-hmmm

Me

I got home the other day

Saw a motorcycle

In my foyer

Lincoln flips a coin

and Brando runs away

Venus looks at me, and says, boy, you're hot

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh and I think not

I don't buy it, I don't buy it

There's no way this is what it seems

I don't buy it

I don't buy it, I guess my eyes my eyes deceive me

Into thinking its mythology

Into thinking I'm someone in a play

Into asking to see or not to see

Into forgetting she went

She went

She went

She went

His way

His way

His way

I got home the other day

Lights were on, thought

She was gone today

Sherlock has it figured

Watson, in his way

Pandora laughs and opens up my head

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh

And who's in my bed?

I don't buy it, I don't buy it

There's no way this is what it seems

I don't buy it

I don't buy it, I guess my eyes my eyes deceive

Me