Still At Home Lyrics

Why would I want the alarm that keeps buzzing

Why would I want the bills that keep piling

Why would I want the boss that keeps calling

So never would I never move from home

Mom knows that I sleep in and play late

Mom knows that I only shower on Tuesdays

Mom knows that I need her cash on payday

So never would I never move from home

Don't judge me, cause I'm barely over 40

My mom, she just likes to keep me around

Why blame me? Staying home's not so boring

There's no place like home that can be found

Can be found

Can be found

Why would I want the wife that's nagging

Why would I want the children that keep shouting

Why would I want the little dog still growling

So never would I never move from home

Mom tells me all the bedtime stories

Mom knows to shut the door when I'm snoring

Mom knows not to teach me cause it's boring

So never would I never move from home

Don't judge me, cause I'm barely over 40

My mom, she just likes to keep me around

Why hate me? Don't want a job that's boring

There's no place like home that can be found

I'm a gamer. I'm not a flamer

I even have a 6 CD disc-changer

I'm a habit. A Bodaget

A broken animal kind of pink rabbit

I'm a knocker. A jaywalker

An over the hill kind of punk rocker

I'm a blooper. A party pooper

Caught as a Victoria's Secret snooper

Don't judge me cause I'm barely over 40

My mom, she just likes to keep me around

Why blame me? Staying home's not so boring

There's no place like home that can be found

Don't judge me cause I'm barely over 40

My mom, she just likes to keep me around

Why blame me? Staying home's not so boring

There's no place like home that can be found