The Rumble Bumble Lyrics

It's paul.e.mac

So welcome to my jungle

Here to tell a tale

The Royal Rumble Bumble

When I'm on the mic

You know I never mumble

My words are to the point

And solving all the jumbles

Beware like Koko

Drive the ladies loco

Stinging like a Beatle

Number ono like Yoko

A hogan like Hulk

You're jealous dont sulk

Say prayers, blonde hair

Buy my vitamins in bulk

Valentine you like a hammer

A bad mamma jammer

When I'm drinking tea

I Bigelow like bama

My million dollar plan

Be the big boss man

Shake my pelvis like I'm Elvis

I'm a honky-tonk man

Rowdy like a piper

Bite you like a viper

A heart like Brett

Making hits like a sniper

Strong not weak

Pumping iron like a sheik

You hide under the ring

Like a King Lawlor sneak

I'm a savage like Randy

Take your babies candy

So if you want it back

Have your hacksaw handy

A brain like Heenan

Hope you find the meaning

My lyrics so hot

Ricky's steamboat's steaming

Hit the road Dusty

You smell a little musty

Time to get a razor

Cause your bushwhacker's rusty

An ultimate warrior

Telling all my stories

Rapping on the stage

It's the ultimate Gloria

Super Fly Snuka

don't play by the Booker

T sorry that your girl's

Just a slick Rick hooker

A snake like Jake

I'll burn you at the stake

Put your ashes in an urn

Now it's time to undertake

Saku like a tuna

Haku Yokozuna

Im here to quake the earth

Making typhoonas

Flying through the air

I'm wooing like flair

Someone tell the world

That the champ is here

Wooooo, Wooooo, Wooooo, Wooooo

King of demolition

Crush the competition

Swing a big axe

Smash your coalition

You don't wanna try it

You know that I'm a giant

You're getting body slammed

If you ever get defiant

Red like a rooster

Tornado turbo booster

Rolling through Texas

To the centrum in Worcester

It's perfect being wonderful

Your moves are just pitiful

I'm flexing on you dog

Like a Davey Boy pitbull

Stud like Big John

Character like comicon

When I hear the bell

You know I turn my game on

You're soft like cheesecake

Cut you like the beefcake

Pin you like a kid

Then I'll make your heart break

Come up in my ring

Killer bee gonna sting

If you want my belt

Be the last in the ring

I'm staying under like a birdie

You try to do me dirty

But I'm never going over

I'm the last man of thirty