GUACAMOLE DIP Lyrics

Help!

Help me!

I got- and they're stacking in my basement

Take a break from the beat, call that take ten

I hop in the whip, eat a chip

I eat the guacamole dip

I got balls in the pit like a playground

Take a bite out a kid, call the dog pound

Don't fuck with your mom or your sister

I hop on a track just to diss her

I hop in the whip to go kiss her

I hop out the whip to go piss

Off

Wild and crazy, so please call the cops

I'm like Robin Hood, I'm broke, I don't have a job

(Ay bitch, socks)

Woke up this morning, made myself a sandwich

Go-karting, Wreck-It Ralph, I'm still in transit

Lots of problems in this world

Let's start with bandits

Goofy, goofy, goofy goobers

Goofy, goofy, goobers

Silly gooby, wooby woofers, I'm barking

Grabbing my sword and shield, I'm about to go LARPing

If I had a rat, his name would be Bongos

Walking up and down the street, on my way to CostCo

We're in CostCo, looking for some snacks

Me and Bongos, we want some free samples (No samples?)

I got- and they're stacking in my basement

Take a break from the beat, call that take ten

I hop in the whip, eat a chip

I eat the guacamole dip

I got- and they're stacking in my basement

Take a break from the beat, call that take ten

I hop in the whip, eat a chip

I eat the guacamole dip

Human resources, like, wait that's legal?

I got ears and they're floppy like beagles

Beat up my dad and beat up a seagull

Bitch, I walk into a zoo and I stomp on an eagle

Like a fight club, no one can take up my spot

I walk into the block and they ask why it's hot

And I walk into the kitchen and I cook with one sock

Then, I walk into your bedroom then I walk out it's hot (Brrr)

What are you talking bout?

Me and Bongos went to the store and they iced us out

No free samples, had to recooperate

Bongos not happy, I bought him some fries and shakes

(We'd like to formally apologize for the members of FLOTE. Anyways, back to the song!)

I got- and they're stacking in my basement

Take a break from the beat, call that take ten

I hop in the whip, eat a chip

I eat the guacamole dip

I got- and they're stacking in my basement

Take a break from the beat, call that take ten

I hop in the whip, eat a chip

I eat the guacamole dip