Checked Twice (Acoustic) Lyrics

Checked twice so I can't be wrong

For the last time, I thought I'd mention it

Once or twice before I took off

I think I thought we could split the difference

But you push back, and I'm closing up

Don't think we'll find it again

Enough to keep it up

We'll talk, we'll have a conversation

But you know it's one that I can't start

I'll bend up like a birdy Theismann leg

And I hope you never look it up

It's a compound fracture and a bad metaphor