Billy Graham Lyrics

You know they never caught Billy Graham Lying to his congregation

You know they never caught Billy Graham Checking into a cheap hotel

And you'll never see Billy Graham Build himself a crystal tower

And you'll never see Billy Graham Sell his soul for a share of the power

Oh, Billy, Billy Graham You're the only honest TV preacher

Oh, Billy, you are the president's official Sunday School teacher

And when it's time for us to go to war You remind us what we're fighting for

You tell us God's always on our side And that the president never lied

Some preachers lie for sex Then they'll lie and pretend they're sorry

And some preachers lie for power And all preachers lie for glory

And some preachers claim to heal the sick And some claim to see the end

They are all on their knees with their prophecies for the money that you have to send

Oh, Billy, Billy Graham You're the only honest TV preacher

Oh, Billy, you are the president's official Sunday school teacher

You only made one mistake You thought that Nixon was an honest man

Until you listened to the secret tapes And you heard him use the word goddamn

Oh, Billy, Billy Graham You're the only honest TV preacher

Oh, Billy, you are the president To teach your fucking school teacher

Oh, Billy, Billy Graham You're the only honest TV preacher

Oh, Billy, you are the president To teach your fucking school teacher