My Stupid Cowboys Socks Lyrics

Sunday morning nine am

I'm ready for the game

The Cowboys, ten and three

Against the Jaguars, five and eight

Last week we'd almost lost

I hoped today was not the same

I did my pregame checklist quickly

So I would not be late

First things first

I got my coffee in my Cowboys mug

Then I put the Cowboys flag up right away

Then came the hardest part

Which jersey was the right one?

I finally went with Elliott

So Zeke would have a real big day

I almost forgot to put on my lucky Cowboys socks

Did I expect a win

Without their logo on my feet?

I pulled them on

And I thought "We are invincible"

Jacksonville will go down in defeat

The first quarter was predictable

The Cowboys took the lead

On a solid running game built on dexterity and speed

The passing game took over and we added fourteen more

So, when halftime came

Twenty one to seven was the score

So I pulled up my lucky Cowboys socks

And I refilled my coffee in my Cowboys mug

I looked outside and said "The flag looks nice with all this snow!"

This one's in the bag

Only two quarters to go

I should have kept my mouth shut

Cause things started going wrong

The Jaguars offense came alive

Our defense didn't seem as strong

I changed my jersey twice and I yelled at my TV

What more could I do to preserve this victory?

Then the game was tied and we went into OT

The Cowboys defense stopped them first

I waved my pennant high

Then the Cowboys took the ball

And Dak just let her fly

Just past midfield here we go

We've got em by the throat

Then the Jaguars intercepted

And that was all she wrote

So I sat there in my stupid Cowboys socks

Did I think that just the logo on my feet would make them win?

And next week the Cowboys and the Eagles have a real important dance

I guess I need to buy some Cowboys pants

The other teams won't have a chance

Yeah, I guess I need to buy some Cowboys pants