Snake Oil Salesman Lyrics

You're on the fritz

I'm at my wit's end

It was funny at first but now you force my will to bend

Domino effect

Within your demographic

So well-versed we can predict the chain of events

For your information

Infatuation with the snake oil salesman is on the rise

So it's no surprise that the character limit allows for the plan to be devised

Go on publicize

Your evangelical plight

Sorry I misspoke

Go exercise your constitutional rights

Your platform's a hit

Amongst lifelong celibates

No curse is broken with just solid evidence

The coup détat was cute

And your campaign promises too

Composed the fluke from your high-rise edifice

For your information

Infatuation with the snake oil salesman is on the rise

So it's no surprise that the character limit allows for the plan to be devised

Go on publicize

Your evangelical plight

Sorry I misspoke

Go exercise your constitutional rights

Dogma always prevails in the end

Just so long as it's filtered through a trend

I'm not sure how long we can pretend

That lies aren't a costly expense

But then again

So is seeing this world as your friend

You're on the fritz

I'm at my wit's end

It was funny at first but now you force my will to bend

Domino effect

Within your demographic

So well rehearsed you recreated the chain of events

What can we sell you next?

What can we sell you next

To help you rest?

What can we sell you next?