A Clever Boy Lyrics

He was a clever boy

Never odd or even

A clever boy

Who kept his distance from the truth

When he called

You were charmed beyond belief

Don't you know

Won't lovers revolt now

A lover boy

Who would take you to the pictures

He had his way

But sad Eva saved a stub

Now your Honor

I was honest

When I told her

I didn't love her

She looks younger

Than I remembered

That's what he said in his defense

Her father asked

Do you intend to marry

Clever boy said

No Sir prefer prison

He's doing time

Now live not on evil won

Stressed desserts

He was sent up to the Big House

HEY

That clever boy

Is a despicable fool

Oozy rat

In a sanitary Zoo