Clowning Around Lyrics

Have you ever had an itch

tThat you just couldn't scratch

A voice inside your head

That had you do something bad

A tightness in your chest

That just wouldn't go away

The smell of rotten death

Coming from your crawlspace

Or several dozen cops digging up your dirt

A brand new meaning for one's body of work

If you have, now's the time

To believe you'll be fine

Underneath your two feet is a crypt that I keep

Can't slow me down,

Killer clown, quite the oddity

Gagged, choked, and bound underground, That's my guarantee

Gore give me more, like a whore, my depravity

Blood, guts, and sodomy of the highest quality

Have you ever had an urge

That you just couldn't quit

A plan put into motion, let me show you a trick

These handcuffs in my pocket,

I'll place on both your wrists

And when my trick is done,

You won't want to exist

No tears for the clown,

You can save them for yourself

Your soul will be remembered

While mine's burning in Hell

If you have, now's the time

To believe you'll be fine

Underneath your two feet

Is a crypt that I keep

Can't slow me down,

Killer clown, quite the oddity

Gagged, choked, and bound underground, That's my guarantee

Gore give me more, like a whore, my depravity

Blood, guts, and sodomy of the highest quality

Can't slow me down,

Killer clown, quite the oddity

Gagged, choked, and bound underground, That's my guarantee

Gore give me more, like a whore, my depravity

Blood, guts, and sodomy of the highest quality

Kiss my ass, you ain't bringing me down

You can take my life,

But you can't kill the clown

Kiss my ass, you ain't telling me shit

You can show me proof,

While you suck my clown dick

Can't slow me down,

Killer clown, quite the oddity

Gagged, choked, and bound underground, That's my guarantee

Gore give me more, like a whore, my depravity

Blood, guts, and sodomy of the highest quality

Can't slow me down,

Killer clown, quite the oddity

Gagged, choked, and bound underground, That's my guarantee

Gore give me more, like a whore, my depravity

Blood, guts, and sodomy of the highest quality