What if Cats Had Hands Lyrics

What if cats had hands

Where would we hide our food

With their thumbs

We'd be screwed

What if cats had hands

We'd have no privacy

With closed doors

When we pee

And I mean, what if cats did have hands

Would they be fuzzy

Would they have little hairs on their palms

Would it be weird to pet them

Could they pet you

Is it weird to think about this

What if cats had hands

How would we get to sleep

Unexpected tiny fists

While they creep

What if cats had hands

Would they need our help at all

Or would we

Be at their beck and all

I mean, we already are