Miss Unzippy Blues Lyrics

You get a ticket to Rio

I get a caravan in Brean for my cash

You get a company speedboat

And I get the bus to Hell and back

You take her skiing in the French Alps

It's a powder-frenzied tax relief

You get a feeling that you can't help

Well I get that too but it comes for free

That's the story of our two lives

You ride your luck and I ride my bike

Well I hope you got your moneys-worth out of me

Don't blame it on the lack of ambition - it's free

I just hope it gets me there, me there

He's got a talent in the city

She was my sweetheart once, a real soul mate

He calls her 'Little Miss Unzippy'

I used her real name 'cos it's more ornate

He's got a way with words they tell me

I got away with theft and nothing else

That's the story of our two lives

You ride your luck and I ride my bike

Well I hope you got your moneys-worth out of me

Don't blame it on the lack of ambition - it's free

I just hope it gets me there, me there

One of these things is not like the other

You tell me 'Get a real job'

I got a 'real job' thanks, I'm doing fine

You mention that he treats you like a God

You know religion never was a strong point of mine

To you I'm a statistic

I'm still a number if I'm a zero

You'd have me working on my blisters

But my job description still reads 'hero'

That's the story of our two lives

I ride my luck and I ride my bike

I just hope it gets me there, me there

He calls her 'Little Miss Unzippy'

I used her real name 'cos it's more ornate

Miss Unzippy blues