Cheshire Cat (Wild Prairie Fur Con 2023 Theme) Lyrics

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

Well, well, well

Look who we have here

Everyone's always so worried about having nine lives

Heh heh

Maybe you should worry about this one

Uh

Alice is coming, better start to reappear

Of course I'm grinning, big smile from ear to ear

Don't you know that we're all mad down here

How queer

Follow the rabbit so you can meet them all

Some residents are talking animals

And there's a queen, but you would best steer clear

Oh dear

You might

You might just lose your head

Feeling catty, reappear in what that cheshire att-y

Dogs aren't mad, now ain't that funny

They growl when scared, I growl when I'm happy

Need some direction, I'm sure I can help

But if you're lost, you must first ask yourself

What I can provide, as I'm sure not a guide

More of a god with no regard for the time

So please, don't mind the smile

I want you to know that I've been here a while

Listening to this maddening denial

And leaving a trace is kind of my style

Alice is coming, better start to reappear

Of course I'm grinning, big smile from ear to ear

Don't you know that we're all mad down here

How queer

Follow the rabbit so you can meet them all

Some residents are talking animals

And there's a queen, but you would best steer clear

Oh dear

You might

You might just lose your head

Well no, not me

Ever behead a head that didn't have a body

And no I won't kiss the king's ring, I'm sorry

Cause I know I'm already on top of this hierarchy

And if you think that I'm owned by the duchess

You can check, cause last time I looked there weren't a collar 'round my neck

But if you see more from down below

Then surely you'll know which way to go

Oh, and by the way

The white rabbit, well he went that way

Go get some tea, it's your unbirthday

I'll see you at the queen's next game of croquet

Alice is coming, better start to reappear

Of course I'm grinning, big smile from ear to ear

Don't you know that we're all mad down here

How queer

Follow the rabbit so you can meet them all

Some residents are talking animals

And there's a queen, but you would best steer clear

Oh dear

You might

You might just lose your head