Sleeping in the Shed Lyrics

Went down the pub the other night

Got very drunk, got in a fight

I staggered home to our old place

I saw that look upon your face

I guess tonight I'll be sleeping in the shed

Went for a drive in your flash car

Got in a race, went far too far

I got it towed back to our place

And then you slapped me round the face

I guess this month I'll be sleeping in the shed

You went out the other night

To see your friend, well that's all right

When you got back to our old place

You found her sitting on my face

I guess this year I'll be sleeping in the shed

I love you babe, I really do

I'm gotta make it up to you

I'm gonna mend my wicked way

Have I a chance, what do you say

Don't wanna spend the rest of my life sleeping in the shed