Arse Lyrics

I've got a girl, a very nice girl

She's pretty cute, and a really cool bird

I've got a girl, oh, oh, oh

With a modicum of class

But I came on too strong and it died in the arse

You gotta take it easy you gotta play it cool

Too much pressure, expectation And it dies,

Where does it die

In the arse,

in the arse

I've got a car, a second-hand car

It runs okay for a second-hand car

I've got a car, oh, oh, oh I like to drive it fast

But I couldn't be bothered to keep pulling over to put water from the channel

Into the radiator to prevent the engine from overheating

And it died

where did it die?

In the arse

When life gives you lemons you drive it pretty hard

Pedal to the metal and it dies, where does it die

In the arse

Textiles, clothing, footwear, manufacturing we used to make things,

But the tariff walls came down

The tariff walls, they came crashing down

And the Australian textiles, clothing, footwear, manufacturing industries died

Where did they die?

In the arse

In the arse

I've got a job, a high-flying job With business cards, a phone and a car

But the boss did some really questionable things That I don't have time to go into right now

And the firm went bust

Got to work to make a living shake it, baby, make a crust

But the firm went bust and it died

Where did it die

Where did it die

Where did it die

In the arse

In the arse

In the arse

In the arse