Beauty Queen of Utah Lyrics

She says she talks American

So can't understand my words

But we find a common language

Between cocktails and dessert

She said living in a dry state

It can kinda drive you mad

And she's got just enough of her own cash to run from the church and Dad

And she's so cool

And she's so calm

Wouldn't do you any harm

She said who do you think you are?

Boy you push me too far

I'm the beauty queen of Utah

She says I'm kinda cute you know

But likes me better on her back

So we tour the midday hotel rooms

Till she's had her fun with that

But fun is often fleeting

And the heart can wax and wane

And you'll get swallowed in her ocean

While she drowns in cheap champagne

And she so cool

And she's so calm

Wouldn't do you any harm

And I'm the fool lost in her heart

She said boy don't take it too hard

I'm the beauty queen of Utah