Bad Weather Lyrics

Everyone's complaining about the weather

But don't want to sacrifice a few virgins

To bring on the sunny days

If you could change the way that you slept

In your custom mattress

Instead of telling me

That you'll save money

If you don't buy coffee everyday of the week

Yeah

Yeah heh heh eh

Paid twenty seven bucks to wipe my arse

It's lucky I did 'cause those cups of coffee

Are really starting to add up

I wish that I could forget about the people

Who've slept here before me

But they've left stick tape

And hopefully chocolate stains up on the walls just to remind me

Yeah yeah heh heh heh heh eh

'Cause they want a cleaning fee

Plus four weeks more

Another one fiddy so you don't get bored

Six hundred for the internet

You'll still need more

A broken vacuum cleaner so there's shit on the floor

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah heh heh eh

Wipe down the bench

All the crumbs that they leave

Catch the three seventy for some chill company

Raise the rent by another ten bucks

I'd rather go down to the pub

Get some Nobby's Nuts

And some house jerky

That's alright for me

'Cause I'm a weekly saver

That's alright for me

'Cause it's my weekly saviour

'Cause they want a cleaning fee

Plus four weeks more

Another one fiddy so you don't get bored

Six hundred for the internet

You'll still need more

A broken vacuum cleaner so there's shit on the floor