
$8500 Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Well she was drivin' down the street in his 944
With the dash light flashin' like never before
She looked at the gauge she didn't know how to read
And when it stopped she didn't know they would need
Eighty-five hundred dollars
Doin' what she hadn't oughta
Eighty-five hundred dollars
She went ahead and smoked the motor
Well that's eight and a half grand
They sure don't have on hand
Eighty-five hundred dollars
Well the shop called him up and said "Hey Joe"
We sure hope you've got a lot of cash to blow
Your woman just fried your four wheeled pride
We know where you live and there's nowhere to hide
From eighty-five hundred dollars
Eighty-five hundred dollars
Doin' what she hadn't oughta
Eighty-five hundred dollars
She went ahead and smoked the motor
Well that's eight and a half grand
They sure don't have on hand
Eighty-five hundred dollars
Well she cuddled up to him and said "Sorry big guy"
And he just doubled over and started to cry
She didn't understand it was his ego in that car
Without his silver penis he wouldn't get far
Eighty-five hundred dollars
Now he drives his dad's Granada
He borrows money from his Mama
He's on the corner selling flowers
Well that's eight and a half grand
They sure don't have on hand
Eighty-five hundred dollars