Cartman Lyrics

Slatt, my pockets fat, look like Cartman (buh, buh)

Yeah, hehe, yeah, hehehe, grrt

(Where's Moxy?)

Slatt, fuck from the back, yeah, I'm barking

Yoeshmo, slatt, let's go, yeah

Pew, chew, chew, chew

Pew, chew, chew, chew (pew)

My pockets fat, look like Cartman (yeah)

Ballin' like Harden (let's go, pew)

Took Madison to the Garden (huh?)

New York not Boston (yeah)

Fucked her in doggy, I'm barking (arf)

She queefing not farting (brrt)

She want my cum in a carton (ew)

Not free, I'm charging (lil' bitch, yeah)

Play that bitch (huh?), play that bitch (what?)

Play that bitch just like a scrimmage (ok)

Money big (yeah), money big (huh?)

Money big, this shit not midget (yeah, yeah)

Money talk (what?), money talk (huh?)

Told me that I'm on a mission (let's get it)

Pocket big (yeah), pocket big (yeah)

Pockets been up in the kitchen (ok, pew, pew)

Stack up this money like Tetris (stack it, yeah)

Pockets fat, look like they pregnant (belly)

Bitch gave me brain, got intelligence (brain)

So now Yoeshmo's in his element (yeah)

Yeah (huh?), yeah (what?)

Bitch sucked it up I said "yeah" (let's go)

I just want the dome, don't wan' fuck (yeah)

Wait, now I kinda wan' to fuck (haha, yeah)

Yeah, I don't be speaking no English (nah)

I be speaking Yoeshmonese (Shmonese)

Yeah, moonrock got my eyes real red (red)

Lookin' like a Swedish Fish (fish)

Money coming in everyday (yeah)

So everyday's Christmas (Santa)

Nobody better than Shmo (nah)

And I put that shit on my kids (Shmo junior, yeah)

Man, I hate it here on Earth (facts)

Baby, let's just got to Saturn (yeah)

Steady sippin' on that dirt (lean)

I swear that shit fucking up my bladder (ouch)

Bitch I been fly since birth (facts)

Never thought that I would be a rapper (nah)

I got all this green like turf (huh?)

A motherfuckers pockets getting fatter (yeah, yeah)

My pockets fat, look like Cartman (yeah)

Ballin' like Harden (let's go, pew)

Took Madison to the Garden (huh?)

New York not Boston (yeah)

Fucked her in doggy, I'm barking (arf)

She queefing not farting (brrt)

She want my cum in a carton (ew)

Not free, I'm charging (lil' bitch, yeah)

Play that bitch (huh?), play that bitch (what?)

Play that bitch just like a scrimmage (ok)

Money big (yeah), money big (huh?)

Money big, this shit not midget (yeah, yeah)

Money talk (what?), money talk (huh?)

Told me that I'm on a mission (let's get it)

Pocket big (yeah), pocket big (yeah)

Pockets been up in the kitchen (ok, pew, pew)

My wallet fat, look like Buddha (yeah)

I can't stop getting this mula (what?)

She gave me brain, she my tutor (huh?)

She ride this dick like a scooter (let's go)

Bitch I'm like Frieza so my brother Cooler (Cooler)

I got a choppa, that boy got a ruler (pew)

Shoot at these rats, had to go in the sewer (what?)

I drive a Bentley, you drive in the Uber (skrrt)

I just sit back, count my money (yeah)

Mind my own motherfuckin' business (what?)

Sippin' this mud it's so dirty (yeah)

Look's like I'm drinkin' some Guinness (huh?)

Just popped this motherfuckin' perc (yeah)

Now I'm spinning like a fidget (what?)

All of this gold on my neck (yeah)

Tell Willy Wonka that I got the ticket (ticket)

My pockets fat, look like Cartman (yeah)

Ballin' like Harden (let's go, pew)

Took Madison to the Garden (huh?)

New York not Boston (yeah)

Fucked her in doggy, I'm barking (arf)

She queefing not farting (brrt)

She want my cum in a carton (ew)

Not free, I'm charging (lil' bitch, yeah)

Play that bitch (huh?), play that bitch (what?)

Play that bitch just like a scrimmage (ok)

Money big (yeah), money big (huh?)

Money big, this shit not midget (yeah, yeah)

Money talk (what?), money talk (huh?)

Told me that I'm on a mission (let's get it)

Pocket big (yeah), pocket big (yeah)

Pockets been up in the kitchen (ok, pew, pew)