i want to go to the party Lyrics

I wanna go to the party, I wanna fit right in

I wanna get drunk ugly and yell at my stupid friends

I wanna puke in a toilet, I wanna call-in sick

I wanna crush on a new girl and all of that cringy shit

Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time

Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night

Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse

Play an album not as good the first time as the third

I will not manifest courage I wish I had

I am the champion of the cancelled plan

I wanna go to the party, I wanna leave a scar

I wanna go on a bender, I wanna crash a car

I wanna piss off the neighbors, I wanna piss off cops

I wanna leave with a story that that somebody else retells

Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time

Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night

Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse

Play an album not as good the first time as the third

I will not manifest courage I wish I had

For I am the champion of the cancelled plan

Concrete walks and rambling talks

A promise made with fingers crossed

Forgotten rules to drinking games

A coke can filled with ash

Clouded by half-eaten brains

As mercury pumps thru our veins

Speaking with nothing to say at all

I'll send a pity text to my oldest friends

"I know that this sounds weird, but please come over here"

And I won't be alone, maybe we all get stoned

Watch some Minecraft vlogs and bitch about our jobs