Tale of a Troll (I Hate Jazzvocalz!) Lyrics

I'm feeling kind of mean

I'm seeing red, someone get the Visine

I see you do your thing, is this is your new routine?

You're following your dreams, I'm ready to start schemes



You never asked me, but I'll tell you what I think

This shit is beyond trash, it's damn near a crime scene

You gotta have high esteem, you ain't earned it in my opinion so get

Ready, I'm bout to bitch and whine on my screen!



"I gotta admit, I have a problem with this

Am I the only one seeing this, like I'm on some Oculus shit?

Do I come across as cross, better call Christ if I is

You trying to improve your shit, I'm hoping I make you quit



(Yoo-hoo!)Hey! I know you notice me! Hopefully I broke your dream

You're about to know what's up, this keyboards my go between it's

A free country so to speak, if you share it, I'll tear it

To shreds, no sparing, bitch I don't care you fucked up my dopamine!



Deal with this every time I click to listen to this

Speak on behalf of the world, we all need less of your lip

I wish you didn't exist, little degenerative bitch

Wish I could spray a fucking clip and leave you dead in a ditch!



Got nothing better to do, but I'm still better than you!

You'll always be an amateur that can't fit veteran shoes

This is the internet, bitch! I'm making measurements to

remind you that you ain't shit, never will be shit and I won't respect you! (oh well)



I hope you're pissed off, I'm bout to lift off

This is so bad, uh, smell like my gym socks

You made this shit? No wonder it flip-flopped!

Went triple plastic, not even thrift shops



Would take it, I hate you, it's like a high from above me

Those that hate you? They love me, don't try to act, understudy!

You could have shut the fuck up, this didn't have to get ugly (shut up!)

But you decide to make your presence known so you gon' hear from me



Hiding my face making bold moves, trying to tell you the whole truth

You post online, this my life, this is my house that you're going through

I don't care to get to know you, give a shit 'bout what you goin' through

This is my expert opinion, you better do as I've told you



Fuck do you think you are, huh? we all hate you, bar none! (listen to me)

You high off some hard drugs, to think anyone's starstruck (listen to me)

To this wack shit, and any paper you earn is getting marked up

You can't go hard, you struggling, like a car with no spark plugs, bitch!