King David Caffeinated Lyrics

Its insanity, our vision is blurred, we need clarity

Our world is absurd, overrun with depravity

The time is the future but history says it’s the past

Mankind is addicted to misery and had a relapse

We’ve reached the epitome of abhorrent human nature

Countries seem to be nothing more than nomenclature

Puppet governments seized the means of production

People abduction and no one hears the screams of the victim

There’s no substance left at all to satisfy our needs

Just the abundance of fentanyl, supplying to please

While your children spend their lives online turning tricks

And the uptrend of “good housewives” learning dominatrix

But in my days I stay recluse, choose not to reproduce

Highways are closed, just clues all hell’s breaking loose

National bankers gathering with everyone laughing

Until oil tankers were blasting by a militia faction taking action

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take

Uncle Sam said he needed me because he literally

Held Lady Liberty in captivity in his anal cavity

And we had to smuggle her across the southern border

To stand in single file order for a glass of clean water

But our coyote didn’t go there like he was supposed to

And we ended up somewhere off the coast of Nova Scotia

It’s been seven gloomy days since sun rays torched my face

I aint fazed, I prefer to stay crouched in a shadowy place

To avoid detection by international spies, I wear a disguise

With confidential intel stashed in Popeye’s chicken thighs

This mission isn’t easy, these minions are sleazy

The look they give me when they see me lick my fingers because they’re greasy

They’re impulsive, very scary, I was retreating, quickly running

They’re more repulsive than a hairy vegan perineum sunning

Its concerning, I may be assaulted by these maggots

Imagine going through life carrying that kind of baggage

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take

Walking in this hell hole so goliath and trying to save it

Slinging shots like I’m King David caffeinated

Taking my chance and I never missed once

Welcome to the renaissance of vive la resistance

But I was betrayed by a dairy farmer whiter than Aaron Carter

They say I misbehaved, now I’ll have a darker fate than John Connor

This Agent says he has a PHD in doctoring documents

And achieved immortality by cybernetic augments

He said “We’ve got plethora of ways that we can get at you

We could have your girls inbox filled by dudes from India

Still don’t understand do you? We’re trying to clue you”

I tried to escape thinking I’d scuba my rhymes into Cuba

But now I’m on trial, and Lady Liberty is mad at me

She’s in denial of the volatile relationship she had with me

In the best case they’ll put my name in their database

And death, oh well the human race will embrace it anyways

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray thee, Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray my life wasn’t a mistake

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray thee, Lord, my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray my life wasn’t a mistake