Cheech And Chong Lyrics

Niggas cap a lot, I be putting on

Tell my right from left shit can't tell my rights from wrongs

You won't do me wrong I put that shit on my momma

Ima hit the bong till I look like Cheech And Chong

Niggas cap a lot, I be putting on

Tell my right from left shit can't tell my rights from wrongs

You won't do me wrong I put that shit on my momma

Ima hit the bong till I look like Cheech And Chong

Aye like Marvin Gaye lil bitch what the fuck is going on

And I can't love no bitch cause I think she'll do me wrong

Tryna get my point across don't cut me off I'll die like Tron

And you is just a knock off like yo ass was digemon

She wanna kick it like a sen-sei

And you known I fucked her first Ray J and Kim K

In that pussy going ultra like it's MK

Fuck around this is your last dance like it's MJ

Yuh

And I don't give a fuck what her friends say

That almost always in the mix and in the damn way

Aye

Like slow down bitch I need a change of pace

Fuck yo mouth and the get out I need a change of face

Lady Gaga with yo shawty cause ima poke her face

Ima break the lil bitch back she's gon need a brace

Smoking on that moon-rock this shit came straight from outter space

I keep that micro Mac-11 this ain't no windows 8

And just like Wayne I'm right above it

And yo bitch she is a muppet

Blow on my dick like a trumpet

Just like Donald ima trump it

You bitch talk she got no substance

Like a subject ima switch it

Those hand guns came with switches

I send shots and I swish it

Don't miss your golden ticket

over thinking bout these bitches

The bitches so fictitious

And the never fucking listen

I'm stacking all my paper cause I'm on a money mission

I'll take my golden ticket cash it it for all my riches yeaa

Niggas cap a lot, I be putting on

Tell my right from left shit can't tell my rights from wrongs

You won't do me wrong I put that shit on my momma

Ima hit the bong till I look like Cheech And Chong

Niggas cap a lot, I be putting on

Tell my right from left shit can't tell my rights from wrongs

You won't do me wrong I put that shit on my momma

Ima hit the bong till I look like Cheech And Chong

She a smut so you know you can not save her

She will get bent in the back of a Bentley bentayga

Runnin cash up fast like sonic from sega

And I be rolling smoking weed everytime that I wake up

I ain't jordan with that bullshit bitch you missing me

Ima pull up on yo dumbass with that infantry

Bitches only fuck for bills like they Hilary

My flow is way to sick I think it needs some antihistamine

A wise man once told me yesterday's history

And then he said the following day is a mystery

Every chance you got every moment you get you just be dissing me

I know you sucked a lot a dick bitch you ain't kissing me