Double Brushing Doesn't Get the Whisky Out Lyrics

I'm putting the bottle down, it must be Monday

I woke up in the lost and found, but no one claimed me

And clearly I was sleepy, so I slept

Memory won't come back, what does is hazy

Like a train run off the track, I'm going crazy

With spits and swears, stumbled stairs, and snacks

Lazy eyes makes his morning coffee a little sloppy

A little naughty, double double double, I'm high

Dozens of free concerts, downtown chaos

Drinking whisky until it hurts, with cops around us

I am having a blast at these Olympic games

Canada won the gold, thank you Sidney

Now it's time to hit the road, let's go to Granville

And high-five a hundred thousand Canadians

Lazy eves shows up late for worky

Double brushing doesn't get the whisky out