kyle Lyrics

I drive to the party

Party has pizza pepperoni

Get there right as its starting

Enter the house and I'm starving

Then I see stupid Kyle

Why was he invited hes vile?

You know he's known for having lice?

So good job inviting him guys!

Now I can't eat my pizza

Cause he dyed his hair that color

It's green and yellow like vomit

Same color as his nails

He really looks like a newborn

He's all wrinkly and sunburnt

No I don't want a cigarette

And no I don't want you here

You look stupid in that turtleneck

But no matter what you'd look stupid

I'll kick your head in and cut you up

I gasp to myself cause your face looks off