DisFunction Lyrics

Pull up to the addy

The patio lookin trashy

Still the function is bumping

And I ain't come here for nothing

I step in go say my hellos

Some dude start talking bout crypto

I nod my head like I get it

But honestly I don't get it

Then he spoke about tokens

I'm like ok I don't know shit

Don't even know who be hosting

My friends on snapchat be posting

Where the fuck they at? They were my ride for the night?

Now some girl starts talking to me asking me bout my height

5'11, my height is 5'11

I'm tryna keep it real and be honest with first impressions

That's the whole truth girl, that is my confession

She said if I was taller she'd let me grab on her melons

Then she's gone in a blink

I'm like damn that really stinks

Looks like my chances extinct

I gotta grab me a drink

But then I see my ex-girlfriend hanging out next to the sink

So I am not, going, near, there

Now that place is off limits

Not stepping foot in the kitchen

But I still wanna be sipping

And lower my inhibitions

Then I bump into this dude

And he starts flipping and tripping

He spilled his drink on his fit

And now he two types of dripping

Praying he don't get to hitting

I wish his fists were some mittens

So then I dip and start sprinting

I'm in no fighting condition

I end up in the back

It seems I fled the attack

I see the table is packed

Cuz they spread out all the snacks

Hope no one saw me retreat

So now I'm just tryna eat

A treat is just what I need

I take a break take a seat

Skip ahead I'm back inside I see my friends who made me wait

they exclaiming, explaining the ladies gotta meet Jake

I'm like I appreciate

But man I must go escape

Because whoever made the playlist playin way too much Drake

He says the night is still young

He says bro just have some fun

I'm like the party was done

The moment that it begun

I realize everyone's quiet

Entire party gone silent

I feel my heartbeat, I'm dying

People are staring, I'm frightened

So then I do something crazy so people don't see my panic

I just start rapping and snapping, my bars are slapping, they're clapping

The flow keeps going no slowing

I feel so high like I'm floating

Might touch the sky like a Boeing

Their glowing smiles are showing

And now I'm all out of breath

I went and rapped a whole set

I guess this night was the best

I don't know why I was stressed

Turns out the girl from earlier was super hella impressed

She said despite my height, she might invite me to touch her breasts

Yes! Y'know I actually knew this was gonna be a dope function