Punk Rock Dad Lyrics

Your grandma loves Led Zepplin and she's ready to rock

But I can't seem to stay awake past 9 o'clock

My nightmares are contagious

So it's best she stays away from me

Would anybody like a CBD lollipop

I brought a few extra from that new coffee shop

But I'm not sure that they're working

'Cause I still got this pain in my knee

And I gotta pee

The good news is I'm seldomly surprised

But the bad news is I'm seldomly surprised

I'm your 40 year old punk rock dad

To old to be cool to rich to be sad

I started farming worms inside my basement last week

And I'm finally feeling fortunate to be the only animal that weeps

The book said feed them food scraps but all I can find is Mickey D's, extra cheese

I'm a spirulina goji berry superfood freak

And I've started brewing up kombucha under my sheets

I still drink PBR but I can't have more than three

The good news is I'm seldomly surprised

But the bad news is I'm seldomly surprised

I'm your shitty vegan punk rock dad

I can whip up a mean veggie tofu wrap oh yeah

I had something important I wanna tell you

But I can't remember what I was gonna say

Don't you laugh 'cause someday you'll be old too

Your nautical star tattoo slowly fading away

The good news is I'm seldomly surprised

But the bad news is I'm seldomly surprised

You just got a brand new grill out back

I'd love to hang out but my kids such a brat

Skinny jeans but I'm way too fat

I better go 'cause my wife will be mad oh yeah