Cocaine In The White House Lyrics

Well they found

Cocaine in the white house

I wonder whose it was

Cocaine in the white house

I'll give you three guesses

Maybe it was Hunter

Or the prostitute he laid

In the oval office

While daddy was away

Or maybe it was Joe Biden

Feeling slow needing a cure

To meet with foreign leaders

Without slurring his words

Putting thoughts in complete sentences

Like he did at that debate

His IQ obviously took a bump

When he was debating Trump

Somehow he made sense that night

And that's how Biden beat the right

Cocaine in the white house

It's sumpin' sumpin' time

Cocaine in the white house

Lay out another line

I really don't blame Hunter

I'd probably do the same

Lines on the presidential desk

Weed on the roof like Willie did

At least it wasn't crack

Now he's more high class than that

His cocaine's pharmaceutical grade

Courtesy of all the money he made

From his use of the Biden name

And the war in Ukraine

Millions from Burisma

And a fraudulent company in China

3 more from a Moscow mayor

You can hate the game but don't hate the player

Cocaine in the white house

It's sumpin' sumpin' time

Cocaine in the white house

Lay out another line

Cocaine in the white house

I wonder whose it was

Drugs, strip clubs and hotel suites

Hunter actually sounds pretty fun to me

Cocaine in the white house

It's sumpin' sumpin' time

Cocaine in the white house

Lay out another line

Lyrics by Mike McHugh @2023