The Discarded Opinion Song Lyrics

Seatbelts are for the weak

The chemtrails will kill us

Climate change won't affect me

I can still drive it's only my 5th beer

Crystals will heal my leg

Vaccines cause autism

Those new fax machines are great

A silent fart is a wasted opportunity

Nobody knows all the trouble we see

But we're all firm beliefs

And someday we will be set free

Pineapple pizzas rock

Real men should not cry

You can always trust the cops

The toilet paper should roll towards the wall

Kids should be seen, not heard

I'll look good with a mustache

Reptilians rule the world

I don't need to go to the doctor with this growing mole

Nobody knows all the trouble we see

But we're all firm beliefs

And someday we will be set free

Tigers make the greatest pets

Video games can't be musicals

Problems should be repressed

Getting another child will save this relationship

Elvis is still alive

I can so do a backflip

I'm young and I'm never gonna die

And I am significant in the greater scheme of things

Nobody knows all the trouble we see

But we're all firm beliefs

And someday we will be set free