mark Lyrics

Well, let me tell you a tale that's oh so crude

A naughty little ditty that'll leave you amused

It's a song that's explicit, so brace yourself tight

We're diving into the dirty, hold on for the ride

Now, there once was a fellow named Macho Mark

He had a art for fucking girls with some lard

His escapades were wild, his stories untold

A legend in the bedroom, we've all been told

It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey

We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story

But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey

We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story

But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

One day, poor Mark got a little too bold

He tried a position no man should ever behold

He got tangled up like a pretzel, all twisted and maimed

Now he walks with a limp, but he's still not ashamed

Now, Mark met a new lady who could match his desires

She took him on a trip to uncharted empires

They tried every kink, every fetish they found

Every fetish they found was a new thing

It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey

We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story

But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey

We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story

But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun

I'm joking I want this fucking man gone

Oh, Mark had a talent, that's for sure

For making the ladies scream and beg for more

But he couldn't remember their names, oh dear

So he called them all "Sweetheart" or "My dear"

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh yeah, what the fuck?

Oh Mark, kill yourself

Give us our songs back

Oh Mark, give our songs back

Fuck you Mark, you are a fat cunt