BAYERN CELL Lyrics

If I’m about then I’ll try and bell

My German G on my Bayern Cell

Me and the guys don’t pipe and tell

We just do what we do, and we keep it hush

Protect our peace cuz we mind our health

Time as well

And when we’re done

Durchlüften for the violent smells

Violet spray, my oh my

Aurier, Gnabry, uber, vexed cah the price is surging

Muller gets made from my pay and my earnings

Service worth it. 5-star perfect

Perfect run in the Champion’s League

I’m on my knees for them PEDs

Black and yellow come through like BvB

Marco Reus to Veratti that’s PSG

Flocking together like Canada Geese

And that’s Davies’ ends

I’m a right-hand man so they named me Ben

Whips Mercedes Benz like he’s saving pens

He sticks to the right, Panenka

Ws green, Pavlenka, Wenger

Wolfsburg, Bremen, Niklas Bendtner

My G plays PES like a sweet dispenser

I said call me Sven

Cuz I come like Lars, Herr Bender

Kitara cool that’s an icy miss

Goretzka’s strong like a striker’s kick

Coman, out on the wing cuz he’s lightning quick

Got no data to like her pics

It is what it is

I’ll just top up my cell with a Lyca chip

If I’m about then I’ll try and bell

My German G on my Bayern Cell

Mental block that’s a writer’s hell

Myself makes sure that I’m rhyming well

My and the guys we don’t buy and sell

We just do what we do, and we keep to ourselves

Certain man they're inviting girls

Horns on their head like the Leipzig badge

Red Bull, dreadful

Can’t talk about white on scales

Said hey to my B

I’ve never seen C

So I’ll be clear for my drug test

Right back after my Piszczek

Pree time, that’s a wrist check

On eye on my success

The other on a sundress

Man’s moving upset

Licked at a fun fest, Oktober

Pounding head and he’s very not sober

Niklas Sule, never knocked over

Speak on my name but I’m not mediocre

I’m a man on a mission

Like Joshua Kimmich

If you want a goal

Then Nkunku’s assisting

Defences he’s splitting

With intricate vision

Got sorcerous skills

Jaden Sancho magician

Pass it to Robert

Immaculate finish

Over to Haaland

Head down and he binned it

Inject in my veins

Intravenous medicine

Listen, when I shoot

I’m not missing

Fabrizio, Mamma Mia

Here we go again

Boateng, Lucas, Pavard

I’m not tryna go against

Alabamecano

2 CBs that I’m slower than

I don’t recognise her

But I know her friends

Cute ting, 04 Leverkusen

She knows Manuel

So when I Neuer it’s amusing

Er trägt schartz und gelb

Eintracht Frankfurt fell

Off, but that’s a minor L

Da Costa’ff set by their major sales

If I’m about then I’ll try and bell

My German G on my Bayern Cell

Sané on the wing that’s a lightskin LW

W took cuz they priced him well

Made a splash like Trident Gum

Caught Schalke cold with their flies undone

With shame they should have at least bagged one

Kamada, Land of the Rising Sun

If I’m about then I’ll try and bell

My German G on my Bayern Cell

Me and the guys don’t pipe and tell

We just do what we do and we keep it hush

Protect our peace cuz we mind our health

Time as well

And when we’re done

Durchlüften for the violent smells

Violet spray, my oh my

Doesn’t even matter where we finished

London ist immer rot

Das werden wir ja sehen

Time will tell

Bayern Cell

Yeah Yeah

Ahaha