Chess, Not Checkers Lyrics

Children need love and adults need money

Can't waste my time being your cuddle bunny

Blankies and binkies and bubbles galore

Looking all cute till you stare at the floor

When I say

I need a grown up to talk to

Enough with the light up Skechers

Talk taxes and government dues

I want to play chess, not checkers

Oowoowo

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

I didn't realize that wasn't a tale

Girls got to college to get more knowledge

So I'm leaving your ass, see you at Yale!

I don't mind cooking up dinosaur nuggies

But i was long gone when it came to changing your Huggies

I need a grown up to talk to

Enough with the light up Skechers

Talk taxes and government dues

I want to play chess, not checkers

Oowoowo