Earl Of Sandwich Lyrics

He's the Earl of Sandwich and he walks away

Down the oaken paneled hallway to the place

Of wine and port and humidors

Of paintings of great battles out at sea

Because he's the Earl of Sandwich and his frame reclines

Into the fine upholstery and his hound sits beside

His glass is running over and his heart opines

Marry Me Genevieve!

If not for love then for money alone

Join me here in my lavish abode,

If not for love then for money alone.