Fiesty Firsts Lyrics

The first half I took for myself

25% went to the shelter

The rest of it went to the dirty twelve

Hurdygurdy-type rationale

You try to play me I give you hell

Not quite as easy as it looks is it now

I am having deja vu as I write this line

Maybe you would too if you if you listened to your mind

But the intrinsic balance is impossibly fine

Like kids become parents at the most improbable times

My name is Earl

I don't like shit, and I don't go outside

Jason Lee couldn't top it if he tried

And now that I think about it neither could I

Not after droppin' Lost Time

That shit stayed hot, chicken fresh out the fry

Now I got em all, "ay check out the new guy"

I'm two double shots in your vanilla almond milk chai

I'm the spirit of your cat post untimely demise

I'm the reason you laugh, I'm the reason you cry

I'm arithmetic fundamentals, fuckin' ein zwei drei

I'm a boasting proclamation and a feeble reply

I got my head in the clouds like I'm built in Dubai

I got a lotta shit going on thats kinda hard to describe

I'm a walking contradiction what the fuck is my life

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter

Crack a half a dozen bottles, you got bills to pay and drugs to swallow

These lyrics be the milk and eggs to your diet vegan rap gelato

I just copped a complete set of Toa Nuva Bionicles

I just kept this beat fresh so my mans can get on it tho

I plumb forget, done run outta meds

Swimmin' in ganj but no antidepressants

My visions blurry like too many contact lenses

Feels like I'm grabbing an electric fence every 30 goddamn seconds

Flex my lengua like I'm lickin' the dregs of your slow as molasses performance that you said was life's work manifested in expression on the stage

It was a waste

Though I must say I am impressed with the taste

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter

And on that note I'll take a fat toke and commence on setting the record straight

I may act yoked but I'm flat broke and dense in the head let me demonstrate

Uncle Sun stepping separate from second base

Never hesitates

To make the steal, Collie takin' the wheel

Flagrant display a da skill

I've been blamed for many things, namely lie and cheat and steal

And you can take it as you will

If you hate me here's the deal

You can take a loaf a bread and we can break it, make a meal

And if you blaze then we can make a J and bake it while we chill and try to heal

Cuz hates a blade to be concealed, to shape and train and use at will

Not a space from which to operate, a basis, if you will.

One must Escape the hateful nature and embrace the Golden Seal

The medallion provided strictly by the Golden Sage

Shepherd that stallion loping swiftly back to olden days

It's a slow road to blaze with that home grown malaise but you'll be thinking bout what we said

Leaving ya dome blown for days

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter

Flee while you can, it's really your final chance

I'm a menace with the midi and the mic in my hand

Like a shield in the left and in the right is the lance

Collie Shepherd is the record keeper I am the enchanter