Fuck Florida Lyrics

I went up to Nashville, to the nearest White Castle

Stark contrast, to the sunshine by the sea

I was overstimulated by the substances in my suitcases

Thinkin' this is how I'll welcome twenty-three

Cause gettin' out of Florida, it brings me some euphoria

I pack my bags light, I don't need much

I think I'm gonna head up north, I don't really have a choice

There's only one direction, and that is up

Fuck you, Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons that I'll never learn

Fuck you, Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

One night in Chicago, I was asked if I was Latino

And I said, no, that's just the color of my skin

And he stood there all perplexed

He looked around, and then he said

Are you sure that you're not Mexican?

Maybe it's my facial hair, I'll shave it off

Cause I don't care, I'll never have to trim this shit again

Then a thought came to my brain, and I realized what he was sayin

So I yelled

That I'm Floridian

Fuck you, Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons that I'll never learn

Fuck you, Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

And in West Palm Beach at Respectable Street

There's a show that's going down

And if I know Sara, she's at Propaganda

In Lake Worth, deep downtown

We'll head down to Miami for a show at Bar Nancy,

And we'll try to gather a crowd

I think I might love these towns

But fuck you, Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

Fuck you, Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons that I'll never learn

Fuck you, Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

Oh, I'll realize that I'm Floridian