Don't Die 'Til You're Old Lyrics

Don't die 'til you're old

I went to see my poor old Mam to get some sage advice

About how to live a satisfying long and healthy life

She said Son it's simple and plain

Scarf and gloves in the cold

Coat and hat in the rain

And don't die 'til you're old

don't die 'til you're old

Remember what your Mama said you're gonna be a long time dead

So don't die 'til you're old

I went to see the doctor I said Doctor Give me some

Of that magic potion that will guarantee my fun

He said son the truth to be told

In youth you were brave

Foolhardy and bold

But not so now you're old No not so now you're old

Remember what your Mama said you're gonna be a long time dead

So don't die 'til you're old

Hey Mama it's your little boy

Come closer to the light

I'm lonely sad and petrified

By nightmares every night

I would sell my soul

To reach Methuselah's age

In each year that remains

Don't wanna feel old

And I won't die 'til I'm old

I won't die 'til on old

Remember what your Mama said you're gonna be a long time dead

So don't die 'til you're old.

I went to see the Matchmaker to find a wealthy wife

To cook and clean and satisfy me

In the bedroom every night

And she said men so shallow and vain

Carnal lust just controlled

By testosterone brains

That won't die though they're old

That won't die though they're old

Remember what your Mama said you're gonna be a long time dead

So don't die 'til you're old

Remember what your Mama said you're gonna be a long time dead

So don't die 'til you're old