Surgery Song Lyrics

You know, the doctor said I know just how nervous you are

And I must admit, you're gonna have a big ol' scar

It's gonna look like you was bit by a great white shark

Then he held his fingers up, it looked like three miles apart

Don't show me that

Don't show me that

Shoot me up and knock me out and take a whack

But don't show me that

Been a long day lying on the flat of my back

This pain medication's like a big rock of crack

You know, they knocked me out and when I came back

That nurse had half a pound of me in

a plastic sack

Don't show me that

Don't show me that

If they was cutting stuff out, they could have taken the fat

But don't show me that

Well, I woke up starving, no relief to be found

And with five minutes left, you know

my food comes around

They had the best lukewarm burger in town

It was as good coming up as it was going down

Don't show me that

Don't show me that, unless you want a second serving of my hamburger yack

Don't show me that