Jumping On The Bed Lyrics

Had a friend in school, the best on the planet

We tried to form a band but he was gone

Went to the army and returned a bandit

Shook some people down then killed someone

Then he caught the bullet with his pie hole

He survived and spent some years in jail

Every day 'f his life could be the final

Mixed a hot-shot an' it didn't fail

The problem is, you can't forget forever

You can make new memories instead

If there's only one thing to remember

It's how we were jumping on the bed

Had a girl in school, the best on the planet

Never let me get under her dress

She got married to a young lieutenant

Flew to serve where there was no address

She had talent she could be an actress

Came back with a child and broken vows

Now her bedroom smells of wine and cat piss

A divorced military spouse

The problem is, you can't forget forever

You can make new memories instead

If there's only one thing to remember

It's how we were jumping on the bed

Had a teacher back in school she warned us

There's no use in what we learn in class

We should memorise these words and numbers

Otherwise our asses will not pass

The problem is, you can't forget forever

You can make new memories instead

If there's only one thing to remember

It's how we were jumping on the bed