Dogging Lyrics

When I get rich and I have it all

No charity shops for me

My clothes will fit, my shoes won't leak

I'll have my dignity

When I get rich and have it all

My house will be big and airy

Pictures windows, stripey lawns

And a swedish blonde au pairie

Oh We all want more than what we got

And who is there to blame us

The things I'll do, the things I'll see

When I'm rich and famous

When I get rich and have it all

I'll have the best car that there is

No loser cruiser crosstown bus

Down the road I'll whizz

Jaguar or maserati

Fastest man alive

Wave at the babes as I pass by

They'll be bees around my hive

When I get rich and have it all

I'll eat in restaurants

No Kentucky Fry or Fray Bentos Pie

I'll have whatever I wants

At my whim, and whenever I wish

The mayor will come to tea

Nigella Lawson call round to cook

Or do whatever pleases me

When I get rich and have it all

I'll travel this world of ours

The sights I'll see and places go

Hills to climb and pick wild flowers

Dive beneath the oceans deep

Swim with manitou

Disneyland and Marrakesh

Heaven on earth with you

But let's wake up and get real here

I know it's nice to dream

But how much chance do you think I stand

Of living like the Queen?

The thought of working hard to make it all come true

Would turn my knees to jelly

I'll stay at home and rest content and

Watch it all on telly