Garden Gnome Lyrics

I wanna be a garden gnome

Sitting 'round guarding home

From the shrubs over on the right

I wanna see the people come

I wanna hear them as they hum

The theme song of the night

I'm just sitting

I'm just

Sitting

I wanna be a flower pot

Watching all the flowers rot

As the year gets a little cold

I wanna keep an active list

Of all the people that were kissed

And give credit to the bold

And when I can I'll give them

Something sweet to hold

Like maybe a daisy or a rose

Or something less thorny than a rose

I'm just sitting now

I'm just sitting around now

I wanna see everything

I wanna see everything

From a different point of view

So I'll go and be a garden gnome

Sitting 'round guarding home

Just looking for something to do

Waiting on anything new