Five Hundred Lyrics

When I wake up, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who sends a text to you

When you block me, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who sends one more or two

When I realize you're not taking texts from me

I'm gonna be the man who's creeping up on you

When you see me and I hear you start to scream

I'm gonna be the man who runs away from you

And I would run five hundred miles

And I'd get fine five hundred pounds

As the take and Uber back five hundred miles

To show up unannounced

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When I'm jerkin

Yes you know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's jerkin' hard for you

When I'm growin

Yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who grows a mile or two

If your sister sees how lengthy I can be

She's gonna sit on it and beg me to leave you

But it's okay, cause I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who still has room for you

And I can stretch five hundred miles

And I can stretch five hundred more

Cause I'd be the man to stretch a thousand miles

Just like Pinocchio

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When I'm peepin

Which I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be watching your boyfriend bangin' you

When you catch me

And you call the cops on me

I'm gonna be tellin' the cops that I know you

When they tell me

That they're gonna handcuff me

I'm gonna say I'm chasin' Pokemon, not you

When they ask me

Why the hell I don't just leave

I'm gonna say I'm tryin' to get a Pikachu

And I would serve five hundred days

I will do five hundred more

Just to be the man who stays five hundred feet away from your front door

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