Hitchhiker's Guide To Monogamy Lyrics

Well she's a back street walker in stockings and heels

She's a bad ass talker when she's making her deals

With her eyes wide open and a gun in her purse

She got a little black magic and an heirloom curse

Well we met one Friday by the side of the road

My tire went flat and I was hungry and cold

She said hop in and then her foot hit the floor

She gave me a light and put a lock on the door

After driving for miles without a word to the wise

I fell asleep and then she opened my eyes

She straightened my tie and she brushed back my hair

She said Las Vegas Nevada yeah we're already there

With her short leather skirt and her bundle of cash

We checked into Caesar's with a wink and a flash

And after unpacking she told me to strip

And she tucked me in bed with a peck on the lip

With my eyes still open I watched her undress

Then she shut off the light and she said baby don't even guess

She said a prayer to the Lord that put a tear in my spine

Then she lay herself down in the bed next to mine

Yeah she's a back street walker in stockings and heels

She's a bad ass talker and she likes how it feels

With her eyes wide open and a gun in her purse

She got a little black magic and an heirloom curse

She got a little black magic and an heirloom curse