Sign Of The Times Lyrics

Santa Clause he's been getting ill

Sleigh insurance is getting higher still

You know that property taxes at the North Pole are on the rise

He's got three hundred hungry elves to feed

And at night every reindeer cries

The Easter bunny with his cotton tail

Is being sued by an overweight teenage male

For bringing too much candy to his house on Easter day

That rabbit's gonna pay for what he done to me

Or at least that's what my lawyers say

Now I heard the great pumpkin is about to retire

You see he caught his stem on an electric wire

He was arrested for trespassing caught in the act as it were

Conspiracy to commit a heinous fraud

Paid witnesses seemed to concur

Now the tooth fairy has been cast out

By a hundred angry dentists with no teeth to pull out

They say that children tend to sit around waiting for their teeth to fall

This type of patient behavior can't be tolerated

Let's nail that fairy to the wall

Now Cupid's arrow and Saint Valentine

Are being accused of making love sound fine

Regardless of the pronouns or how one might identify

They're gonna run Tinkerbelle out of Florida

And it's against the law to tell kids why

Now Jesus Christ is on the gallows again

Preaching love thy neighbor got him eight to ten

I heard the judge even called him a liberal subversive slime

Well all my heroes are desperate wanted men

I guess that's just a sign of the times

Oh baby that's a sign of the times

Oh baby that's a sign of the times

It's a sign of the times

Yeah it's a sign of the times

Well all my heroes are desperate wanted men

I guess that's just a sign of the times