Sticks & Stones Lyrics

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

That's what I tell myself since my blessing is with cursing

And if you believe that I believe

In the practices I'm about to preach

Your view is your own to see

I believe that you're high as Cheech

All of this is only fun and games

I'm sorry if you pussies feel a way

I'm a wannabe rapper with shit to say

And this is what I wrote to spit today

Ay, I'll cause a SPED to be late to the party just so I can call 'em tardy

While I'm sippin' on Bacardi, grillin' shrimp on the barbie and no I'm not sorry

If you hand someone that's in a vegetative state a V8

Then all of a sudden it's D-Day

But I still have and am gonna eat my cheesecake

Until the day that my hair greys

I'll set fire to the airwaves

With a lighter and a can of hairspray

While I'm tokin' on some verde

Splittin' this shit like a cleft lip

Or a cigarillo for breakfast

Got a bad bitch named Alexis

She from Texas, whip a Lexus

I'm droppin' turds like Amber Heard

Grunting like I'm giving birth

Onto the page with written words

Tell me who's gon' get it first

Lightin' a cigarette inside of St. Jude's

Jesus didn't die to not save you

Double negative like both those bars

I'ma tone it down, I won't go that far

Yet but I'm not afraid to say what y'all are thinkin'

Blow your mind like JFK and Abe Lincoln

Even if I were to hand you the pen then you wouldn't have you no inklin'

Of believin' that I'm not the coldest to do it, of sorts

Cuz some even say that I'm par for the course

Since I sound like I got a 2 in The Source

I told a midget to pick on somebody his own size so he beat up my kids

Thankfully his were of age and my size so I balled up my fists then went and beat up his

Like a fat fuck on a treadmill with a Twinkie hangin' by a fishpole

I'ma hit a lick and then run that shit 'til I get what I want, ain't no bitch bro

Fuck bein' PC

I would much rather eat feces

On a golden platter received

Like a peanut butter cup, Reese's

Porn viewers are a bunch of cucks

Watchin' someone that you wanna fuck

Gettin' fucked so you can bust a nut

When you could be the one with tongue in butt

I'm fuckin' her 'til my dick can't get erect

Then I leave the hotel room along with a check

Because money buys happiness ain't that correct?

Nah it'll get you mid pussy at best

Probably herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis or AIDS

The type of shit you can not heal with band-aids

And wear a condom since they overturned Wade

But have yet to put dolphins in court for a rape

I'm thinkin' 'bout changin' our pronoun to we

So when speakin' on us refer to us as them

If to you that statement made any sense

Please turn off my music, don't play it again

Y'all some cock mangling thunder cunts

Cum guzzling gutter sluts

Words some jumbled stuff and up

And it's got me wonderin' what the fuck

I'm stealin' candy from orphans

Who wish that they had been aborted

What are they gonna do cry to their parents I'll send 'em to 'em like Kenny McCormick

Bouncin' on the beat like Tigger

Pushin' your buttons, hair trigger

Like Morgan Wallen gettin' caught on tape in clear 4K sayin'…

I'm sendin' my children to school with a strap

Cuz they told me this little fuck in their class

Was talkin' 'bout "Friday'll be such a blast"

So I told 'em "Better pop first on they ass!"

Y'all about as smart as Beetlejuice attemptin' to spell BMW

So here's a message for the troubled youth

If the drugs numb it do a double use

D-d-d-d-d-did I stutter?

W-w-w-with the words I've uttered

Shit, cunt, piss, bitch, mother fucker

Bastard, pussy, dick, cock sucker

Y'all voted for Ye and Harambe

So what's next Jay and Beyoncé

Exit interstates off the on way

While drivin' lit as a flambé

That's how I wreck shit