sods law Lyrics

I'm not bothered, I've got no accountability

Silly me

With great dossing comes great responsibility

Stupidity

Can't put a mirror up to me

Cos I'll just laugh in my face, I'll just laugh in my face

Course I laughed in your face, cos you're back in that place

In your stupid rat race, how'd you get so fake

What's up with your face?

Puppy sucking on a wasp

Mustve stung when you figured out you're not top dog

I always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw

Always draw the short straw, is it sod's law? not sure

Got told my decisions are poor, knock knock and run at the door

Course it's me that got caught

Cos I always draw the short straw

Playing on my jack jones

Mustve formed a backbone

Breaking my back, tryna avoid the cracks

Cross the road playing chicken, Rosie Lee sipping

Government eats, you could call it fly tipping

Fuck the cost of living, it really ain't living

Can't afford the bill, so it's hats, scarves and mittens

Chatter all night and now you're teeth are chipping

Put some heater in the meter if we all just chip in

At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste

We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day

At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste

We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day

That's just the way cos we're British chatting gibberish

Sat in a seat all night long, drinking pints of piss

Whatever's cheap, yeah, that and a bag of crisps

Hair of the dog, beer fear, embarrassed

I always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw

Always draw the short straw, is it sod's law? not sure

Got told my decisions are poor, knock knock and run at the door

Course it's me that got caught

Cos I always draw the short straw

At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste

We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day

Reached the bottom of the barrel, man, I'm throwing in the towel

Been playing all night, now your straws are running out

Always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw

Always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw