I Don't Want To Be A Dentist Lyrics

Let the record show

That I came I saw I was told to go

I'm here now though

And want you to know

That I love being employed even so

And have always wondered why teeth regrow

The best advice is to take life too slow

So I've decided to try dentistry

Willingly

With mental stability

And an affinity

For tooth debility

And though I'm not permitted in my ability

To practice medicine within this vicinity

I've decided that it's not for me

And this is where I should be

Hear my plea

Yes I know much about this job's realities

I myself have countless cavities and gum disease

I am everything this job needs

A bitch who reads

Lives and breathes

Intrigues

Believes

In work weeks of four

Bank account 6 then more

No more shitty credit score

No more debt collectors to ignore

No more crying on the floor

No more ice trays from the dollar store

What was the question

Do you have any more

I haven't been to the dentist in a while

I ain't got cavity money child !

At work I'll try not to smile

They'll see the secret lifestyle

Halloween candy ass bitch on trial

Put it in my file

Next to screenshots of my Tinder profile

Why did medicine put me in exile

Ima phone a friend, what do I dial

Yes I was banned from medicine for good

Let the record show that I wish a motherfucker would

But it's not like I didn't do everything I could

Being banned from a profession is part of adulthood

Or maybe not, I think I misunderstood

I don't want to be a dentist but it's the best I got

A career that wasn't drab was worth a shot

But can I write music all day? No, of course not

Not for money, from what I've been taught

And my happiness can be bought

I want plastic surgery and new mascot

One that doesn't get pregnant in the fucking parking lot

I want the homeowners association to be fought

Let the record show that a bitch counts each flowerpot

I want to walk barefoot without a tetanus shot

And life to turn out better than I once thought

I'm a slob

Voted most likely to be robbed and/or rob the mob

I'm a key stuck in the doorknob

Voted most likely to sit here and sob

So please give me this fucking job