PERFECT WOMAN Lyrics

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do For you, for you, for you

Baby, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do For only you, yeah

Come over here, sit down over here Listen to me one more time

You're rotten to the core, rotten to the core

You don't ever listen to me anymore, yeah

When I say, baby, don't you go out that front door She go right out the back door, yeah

You slip right out the back door, baby

Respectable woman go right out the front door That's the same door that she came in

You must not be one of those respectable types of women My mama told me to look out for

You set them loose women, they'll run right out your back door And you'll never see them no more

Them cross-eyed, four-legged, pigeon-toed Wild women from the east and west coast

Pigeon-toed, cross-eyed Women from the wild side

Baby, baby, you got the buck teeth, you can't hide

Mama said, mama said, watch out for those Buck-toothed women, cross-eyed women

Four-legged women, pigeon-toed women Cross-legged women, walking and swimming

Never know what you're gonna find Like a box of chocolates, you don't know you could be falling behind

Baby, you cross-eyed, you buck-toothed You are pigeon-toed, you are four-legged

And you can't tell the truth Don't know why you can't tell the truth

Whoa, I said, you know, you got so many things pointed against you It looks like at least you would tell the truth

But no, no, no, no, no I'll tell you why

We have got to stop this madness Why do I fall in love with a cross-eyed, buck-toothed, four-legged, pigeon-toed, backstabbing, blind woman

I don't know why I do, but I sure do, I do, I do Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Cross-eyed, buck-toothed Big ole, big ole, too big, big ole, big ole buck-toothed

Bigger than the average buck-toothed woman, oh, yeah, well, you can't even reach it

Four-legged, pigeon-toed Women, they can't tell the truth

No, no, no, no, no

They say, they'll even be about half-deaf in one ear They won't be able to smell so good

I know, they say they don't know That their buttholes stink to the highest, deepest hole

Shoe wee baby, smells like you've been rolling around in a gas factory You should at least invest in some wet ones

Wet ones for your butt crack, baby, baby, yeah Butt crack, baby, yeah

Get you a bag of wet ones When you can't smell your stank

Don't ever go down to the rank with a girl who stank

Show wee you'll hear shoe wee

Whoever's behind you, you hear Show wee

Is that you? No, I thought that was me

Oh, no, no, no, no

Go wash your ass, baby

I know you can't smell that good, you can't hear that good Your cross-eyed, your buck-toothed, your bow-legged, and your pigeon-toed

And you can't tell the truth, but go wash your ass at least, baby

Wash your stanky ass

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you see I I kinda think cross-eyed women are cute when they got them buck teeth

When you got them bow legs and pigeon toes They can't tell the truth, they can't tell

If they're commoners and you're gonna be late Get back on that plate, baby, cause you don't even know

You got a stanky asshole, wash out your asshole, baby, you just don't know

No, no, no, no

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

If you've got a stinky monkey tail, tail, stinky monkey tail, is that you

So, we, who the hell, what the hell is that smelly monkey? Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, say, say, say your ass, say your ass, say your ass, baby

See here what we're gonna do

We just passed the public pool

I got a bottle of shampoo

I'm gonna bathe you, baby

It'll be like a giant bathtub

But the water won't be so comfortable

But it is summertime

We're gonna wash your stanky asshole, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

See, I think your cross eyes are kinda cute

Your buck teeth are so big, oh

Your bowlegged legs and your pigeon toe feet

And you can't tell the truth, I think it's kinda cute

But baby it really bothers me, so much, but it bothers me

I can't stand to walk around with a stinky hand, oh man

Well, well, well, I mean, grab your hand like, you know, scratch my face and smell your ass like, there's nothing wrong with that, yeah, yeah, yeah

Baby, I don't care if I was so tired that I could

I just know what to do

If I was so tired I didn't know what to do, I would, I don't know, maybe, you know, like, scratch my ass and, I don't know, scratch my watch and wipe my ass

Look at that, somebody's done shit in your shoes

Baby, somebody done shit in your shoes

What you gonna do, what you gonna do

Oh, I'll just pull them off, that's all you gonna do

Somebody done shit in your shoes if you pull them off anyway

Baby, we got to redefine the nature of our relationship

Because I can't stand the smell of shit

I'm allergic to it, I'm allergic to shit

I don't want it near me, I don't want it on my hip

I don't want to smell shit

But baby, I love you