$8K for a JPEG of a Drawing of a Monkey's Butthole Lyrics

I spent $8K on a JPEG of a drawing

Of a monkey's butthole

Buyers gonna line up, gonna drive up that

Resale

Fuck yeah! When I flip that bet I get back

Like $27K, easy

Hope so, cause I'm YOLO and

I've gone all in

Maybe I am over-leveraged

But no risk it, then no biscuit

Cuz only the bold will get in

Only the bold will get rich

Only the bold will win the game

It's only a scam

If you're the one left holding the bag

So far only offer was a low ball

So fuck it

I'm fine, I got mad coins, nearly all kinds

In my wallet

FOMO gonna bring out all the morons

And suckers

Trick is that bought in the beginning

I'll just wait

Soon the bidding war will begin

Then it's time to rake it in

Cuz only the bold will get in

Only the bold will get rich

Only the bold will win the game

It's only a scam

If you're the one left holding the bag

I know in my heart of hearts that all of this

Is full of shit

I pissed my money down the drain, I'm about to

Ruin my whole life

The economy has come to be an endless stream

Of bigger lies

Guileless fraud and shameless theft

Are running roughshod without end

But what do I really have to lose

What bullshit options can I choose

All the copper's been stripped out

All the clocks are winding down

Life so empty, with no hope

I'm just grasping for some cope

And if I'm being honest with myself

I'm not really all that far from gone

Thinking that I might be better off

Finding any way to make it stop

So why delay the inevitable

YOLO get rich double down fuck it

Cuz only the bold will get in

Only the bold will get rich

Only the bold will win the game

It's only a scam