I Hope You're Miserable Lyrics

I haven't felt a thing since the conversation

Every minute's been a battle to keep from crying

And I don't want to mess with your reputation

But keeping it from all our friends is getting tiring.

Yes we're still on good terms, no I'm not bitter

Tell myself it's false that every breakup has a winner.

Seeing good in everyone is no longer my thing.

It's like you took it away.

And I wish I could bring myself to send you my best wishes

But I just can't mean it when I say the life I hope you live is wonderful

In truth, I hope it's miserable

Then maybe you'll come back to me,

And I wish I could bring myself to make peace with the distance

But I just can't mean it, baby, all I want's for you to miss the heart you stole

In truth, I hope you're miserable

So maybe you'll come back to me.

I've never held a grudge before, but then again, I'm not me

I don't even wanna meet your eyes, and why should I?

And you can go and give me a thousand sorries

But that means nothing in the wake of one goodbye.

Yes we're still on good terms, no I'm not bitter

Look over your shoulder and you've reinstalled Tinder

I hope you have a wonderful dinner and they decide

To dash and leave you to pay.

Yes we're still on good terms, no I'm not bitter

Trying to hibernate away this godforsaken winter

I hope this black hole takes me to a universe that isn't miserable

I want you to come back to me.

Go on and give me a thousand sorries

But you can never make up for one goodbye.